JINGLESÞULA II

Jingles the pirate, having unstolened the data tapes and slain the evil Mert Burdock, thought to return to his quest for enlightenment. But it was not to be so... All these Ideas are Copyright as dated, Zyzzyva films Co. So don't take them (without asking).

lørdag, januar 29, 2005

So let it be written,

So let it be done.

I, Jarrett Wheatley, considering the successful presentation of Jinglesþula II yester-night, hereby declare this project Complete and this blog Closed. You are all welcome to use it as need be for Jinglesþula Business; but I renounce my authority as High Lord Copyright for the present time.

Good luck, God bless, and may the Force be with all of you.

And Remember -- I will return someday, sooner than you think.
See you Spring Semester 2007.

onsdag, januar 26, 2005

Your Mr. Tang

Fantastic Fellow -- comically speaking.

See the trailer here.

onsdag, januar 19, 2005

... the end

spoken with vague surprise after a guitar solo


Actually, it is. I have just completed my draft version of Jinglesthula II. Upon verification, I will declare this blog closed and it with sit there doing nothing until such time as others use it for other Jingles projects.

mandag, januar 10, 2005

Sawubona!

Andrew, here's how I think this may turn out. I am VERY VERY VERY near completion of Jinglesþula II. So, we will call this the "A. Jarrett Wheatley version, January 2005."
I will leave it at that, and look forward to seeing the "Andrew Schvaneveldt version, " whenever you finish it. But IT'S ALMOST DONE! Now I can go to South Africa with a clear conscience (I even paid my library fines!)

lørdag, januar 08, 2005

Now, now....

let's not get too carried away. Remember, I would also like to have a say and be involved the the post-production of the film. Being the primary camera person, I had some very specific ideas of how certain shots and scenes would edit together. Either the film will have to be sent to me, or arrangements will need to be made for me to meet with you in the near future. Otherwise, it shall be two years until Episode II shall have the final approval.

A suggestion for the credits: The Band Hall Presents
(As the band hall is as much responsible for the creation of this abhorant mess as anyone/anything else)

In the course of the soundtrack, do not forget:
1. Symphony No. 1 The Lord of the Rings
2. The Girl From Epanema (sp?)

Perhaps an opening crawl ala Star Wars would be in order as well? You know, to explain what happened between the first one and this one.

That is all I have to comment on for now, but you must realize that I have a lot of ideas I would like to add to the final film as well.

torsdag, januar 06, 2005

Proposed Opening Credits

Dark Lords of the Svið Studios Presents

In association with
Jed Aye Minetriq Productions

In total defiance of
Common Sense and Judgment

And in accordance with NATO regulations and Joint U.N. resolution 314-16

a Film



JINGLESTHULA II: GEORGE LUCAS STOLE OUR TITLE
or,
JINGLES THE PIRATE GOES QUANTITY SURVEYING.

Based on an Original Idea by
A. Jarrett Wheatley
And a nickname by
Corey Stevens

Written and Directed

Produced by
An-darth Schvaneveldt
Darthur Jarrett Wheatley
Jonathan Darthlas Anderson
Benjamin K. "The Yellow Darth" Winterton



All in favor -- well, it'll soon be too late.
Actually, we had a minor setback when we lost about 2 hours' work today. But there were worse setbacks to the first film - Long live the Jing!

mandag, januar 03, 2005

That

happened once!

No.

God Save His Majesty

Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face.
I am proud to announce that Jinglesþula II is rapidly saving onto Jon's very small very large Hard Drive, der WaldJagd. It has not been edited, but is READY AT LAST FOR POST-PRODUCTION. Praise be to Allah!