Proposed Opening Credits

Dark Lords of the Svið Studios Presents

In association with
Jed Aye Minetriq Productions

In total defiance of
Common Sense and Judgment

And in accordance with NATO regulations and Joint U.N. resolution 314-16

a Film



JINGLESTHULA II: GEORGE LUCAS STOLE OUR TITLE
or,
JINGLES THE PIRATE GOES QUANTITY SURVEYING.

Based on an Original Idea by
A. Jarrett Wheatley
And a nickname by
Corey Stevens

Written and Directed

Produced by
An-darth Schvaneveldt
Darthur Jarrett Wheatley
Jonathan Darthlas Anderson
Benjamin K. "The Yellow Darth" Winterton



All in favor -- well, it'll soon be too late.
Actually, we had a minor setback when we lost about 2 hours' work today. But there were worse setbacks to the first film - Long live the Jing!