Sawubona!

Andrew, here's how I think this may turn out. I am VERY VERY VERY near completion of Jinglesþula II. So, we will call this the "A. Jarrett Wheatley version, January 2005."
I will leave it at that, and look forward to seeing the "Andrew Schvaneveldt version, " whenever you finish it. But IT'S ALMOST DONE! Now I can go to South Africa with a clear conscience (I even paid my library fines!)